Penelope Cruz, you temptress you. First it was Blow, now it’s Swallow. Girl, you’ve gotten me addicted … AGAIN!
I’ll confess a long-standing addiction: I’m a caffeine-riddled Starbucks junkie. Have been for years. Coffee is the new crack. My order is always the same. Triple Venti Caramel Soy Latte Extra-Hot! The baristas know me by name & order here in Macon. They don’t ask my order but rather the standard greeting I get is, “One or Two?” That’s it. No need for any other exchange. I have the Starbucks app on my iPhone (which is the greatest invention on earth…the app, I mean.) I pay for my latte with the phone now. If I’m out of town, it tracks down the closest store.
But something happened that may forever change my relationship with my latte dealers. Penelope Cruz crashed the party! She slithered into my life like the snake from Eden. She had no apple in hand but rather a very seductive cup of steaming Nespresso ... EXTRA HOT! Penelope tempted me with her “apple” and I took a bite. Now I fear I may have been cast out of Starbuck’s Eden forever. I’m now running wild and naked through my own garden with my very own homemade lattes and loving every drop.
Get Out & SoChilize!
So-Chi-lize [soh-chee-lies] verb, -ized, -izing. –verb (used with object)
1. The art of mixing and mingling in The SoChi District.
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“Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.” – Marlon Brando